I get SO MANY spam comments from Markov bots, it’s ridiculous. Some annoy. Some amuse. Occasionally, one will piss me off. Anyway, I recently found myself laughing at a couple of the comments they left and decided to start collecting the more entertaining ones here. I just wish there were a way I could identify and contact the creators of these things, so I could compliment those who code the entertaining ones and rail against those who create really annoying/abusive bots.